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(Australia x reader) it's pronounced straya
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in other words i just wanted to write something for my home country
hello dear readers welcome to the crushing reality of what stereotypical Australians are as seen by Australians in other words a brief history of federation in Australia
"hey Australia" poor innocent reader who i as an author am assuming is not from said country
"hey england i've been trying to talk to him for like 5 solid minutes, noy liquid minutes solid ones"
"(y/n) he only answers to straya for some reason"
"ok that's weird, hey straya" yes you will feel silly saying straya but i promise you thats the correct pronunciation
"yeah (y/n)" i imagine his voice as like the most bogan thing possible also warning i will begin writing in houso all translations will be in the description
"umm why do you only respond to 'straya'"
"well i'll tell ya a story i will right so it was like a real fucking long time ago like before we even kept them criminals in the a.c.t"
"i thought your country was born out of criminals"
"sorry meant politicians i did dirty rotten crims the lot of em, especially that joke we got running the country right now, right anyway way back when in sometime before we invented VB but after the dreaming there were these two fellas nice couple of blokes they were and the first guy his names jim it is top bloke jim says 'hey greg' that's the other bloke 'why don't we become a country' and greg goes 'that's a great idea' and jim says 'i know we should call it straya' and gregs like 'yeah' and so there a having a great time canting 'STRAY STRAY STRAYA STRAYA' and then this other bloke shows up and he goes 'you can't call it straya then the rest of the world'll think we're a country of bogans, call it australia' and that bloke was edmund barton first prime minister of australia"
"wow that's so interesting"
"hold on (y/n) you were actually able to follow him?"
"well not really but it's better to smile and nod"
and then you and england smiled and nodded and had no fucking idea what straya was talking about because straya talks houso and you and england do not
hello dear readers welcome to the crushing reality of what stereotypical Australians are as seen by Australians in other words a brief history of federation in Australia
"hey Australia" poor innocent reader who i as an author am assuming is not from said country
"hey england i've been trying to talk to him for like 5 solid minutes, noy liquid minutes solid ones"
"(y/n) he only answers to straya for some reason"
"ok that's weird, hey straya" yes you will feel silly saying straya but i promise you thats the correct pronunciation
"yeah (y/n)" i imagine his voice as like the most bogan thing possible also warning i will begin writing in houso all translations will be in the description
"umm why do you only respond to 'straya'"
"well i'll tell ya a story i will right so it was like a real fucking long time ago like before we even kept them criminals in the a.c.t"
"i thought your country was born out of criminals"
"sorry meant politicians i did dirty rotten crims the lot of em, especially that joke we got running the country right now, right anyway way back when in sometime before we invented VB but after the dreaming there were these two fellas nice couple of blokes they were and the first guy his names jim it is top bloke jim says 'hey greg' that's the other bloke 'why don't we become a country' and greg goes 'that's a great idea' and jim says 'i know we should call it straya' and gregs like 'yeah' and so there a having a great time canting 'STRAY STRAY STRAYA STRAYA' and then this other bloke shows up and he goes 'you can't call it straya then the rest of the world'll think we're a country of bogans, call it australia' and that bloke was edmund barton first prime minister of australia"
"wow that's so interesting"
"hold on (y/n) you were actually able to follow him?"
"well not really but it's better to smile and nod"
and then you and england smiled and nodded and had no fucking idea what straya was talking about because straya talks houso and you and england do not
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ok so brief story behind this, me and my friend were going talking about housos a great show and my other friend calbette had no idea what we were saying because we reverted back to our natural dialect of houso, because i currently live in the ghetto of my city which we call the bronx except less guns and my friend used to live in the bronx anyway so i then checked australia's wiki and was ultimately super disappointed that he was not bogan at all so i made him bogan
translations:
well i'll tell ya a story i will right- well i'll tell you the story then, okay
dirty rotten crims- dirty rotten criminals or alternate translation politicians
that joke we got running the country right now- tony abbott (read homophobe)
two fellas nice couple of blokes they were- these two dudes were really nice
bogan- redneck
houso- people who live in housing commision aka poor people who only got money for drugs and grog
grog- alcohol
so yeah usual disclaimer basically nothing is mine not even that explanation of federation, some other dude told that but i wanted to also mention something about south australia p.s. i'm sorry everyone who lives there
south australia where people think it's ok to have cousins with their cousins
translations:
well i'll tell ya a story i will right- well i'll tell you the story then, okay
dirty rotten crims- dirty rotten criminals or alternate translation politicians
that joke we got running the country right now- tony abbott (read homophobe)
two fellas nice couple of blokes they were- these two dudes were really nice
bogan- redneck
houso- people who live in housing commision aka poor people who only got money for drugs and grog
grog- alcohol
so yeah usual disclaimer basically nothing is mine not even that explanation of federation, some other dude told that but i wanted to also mention something about south australia p.s. i'm sorry everyone who lives there
south australia where people think it's ok to have cousins with their cousins
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As a Kiwi I find this sort of understandable. And hilarious.