"Time to watch some care bears"
"Belarus, what the heck?" that's right children i am being family friendly, we'll see how long this lasts
"you heard me"
"ok first off all why are you in my house? and secondly why the care bears?"
"would you rather watch killer bean forever?"
"what the fuck is killer bean forever? you know what i don't wanna know" and the answer dearest reader is a solid three lines, that's how long i can go without swearing 
"it's too late to change your mind now (y/n) the care bears has begun"
"we're not even gonna watch the first movie? we're going straight for the second one?"
"is there a problem with that?" she asked holding a knife to your neck 
"ooh this is my favourite part" she put her knife back from wherever the fuck it came from, like serious where does she keep those things, in her bra? probably
"Flying my colors so that everyone can see Isn’t this the perfect place to introduce me? To say that I’m different I’m special it’s true Let the magic of my colors put it’s power on you The Funshine Bear!, come on (y/n) join me"
you reader sighed and finally gave into the care bear stare and began to sing along
"I’m flying my colors so that everyone can see Isn’t this the perfect place to introduce me? To say that I’m different I’m special it’s true Let the magic of my colors put it’s power on you Here’s Cheer Bear! You can call Cheer Bear anytime you’re sad I’ll put you in the pink and make you feel real glad My name’s Grumpy Bear I’m always feeling blue If it’s not one thing it’s another Oh, what am I to do"