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(Romania x Reader)

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Published: Oct 25, 2015

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let me set the scene for you dear reader, you we're chillin on your bed and suddenly you get a text from, oh my god would you believe it romania
*texts from romania will be in italics and your texts will be in bold cause that's how i roll*
I found a weird crusty ass lizard on my basement floor why the fuck is he telling you this reader, surely he has something better to talk about
And i honest to god can't tell if it's a dusty figurine or an actual dead lizard
Oh my god now you were concerned, why would he have a lizard figurine
I'm scared and i mean who could blame him
I am too it's ok reader no need to panic yet he's not gonna do anything stupid right? right?
It's like a really stiff figurine but idk if thats from rigor mortis or not
I'm gonna get a knife to cut it open and find out
Omg
Alright here we go
It was real
I thought it was fake, now i feel bad for desecrating it's body
Like i saw a little squiggle on the floor and i thought it was a hair but no it was an actual real dead lizard
That's terrifying
Nah lizards are cute
Dead lizard tho
Poor little guys
... uh oh this is bad apparently he is gonna do something stupid
I wonder...
What lizards taste like... this fucker best not be about to put a fucking dead lizard in his mouth
DO NOT
*stares at it*
I could just wash the tail off and eat it..
No organs..
I'll never kiss you again

Ok i threw it away
Thank god
You're mean
YOU WERE GOING TO EAT A DEAD LIZARD YOU FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR ROOM
*the floor of my basement
It was covered in dust. I would have cleaned it though
Can't believe i'm dating someone who wants to eat mysterious lizard corpses

this was a request for

look guys i finally got off my ass and wrote something, man if i'm this unmotivated in november i'm gonna die. also guys i'm doing halloween this year, i've celebrated halloween once before but i just went to a party for that and there was apple bobbing and shit but i'm actually gonna go trick or treating for the first time, my mother of course hates it because celebrating halloween in Australia is jumping on the bandwagon but i'm going as a slytherin student i'll put pics up on my instagram of my costume when i figure out how i'm gonna do the whole thing, like i have all the stuff it's just a matter of looking cool. onward to the disclaimers
romania- not mine
hetalia- not mine
you- not mine
and that's it i'll see you guys next time bye