(iceland x gryffindor! reader)

TITLE BECAUSE MY TITLES ARE ALWAYS TOO LONG TO FIT UP THE TOP: 10 reasons to hate (blank)

you know i'm really spiteful, you know for a gryffindor and it's not just me holding grudges about things but like i have lists about things i hate and the top 10 reasons to hate them for example; my top 10 reasons to hate astronomy 
1. it's always at night when i could be sleeping 
2. most of the time we have classes the next morning 
3. it's cold
4. it's not even that interesting
5. i really shouldn't have to be surrounded by all these people at such an ungodly hour
6. does it really have to be at night, we have cameras we could just study the photos during the day 
7. you can't drop the class
8. there is always that one loud kid who is way too happy to be there 
9. the gryffindors share astronomy with the slytherins 
10. Emil Steilsson is there

or maybe my top 10 reasons to hate licorice 
1. what is it even made out of, it doesn't looks safe
2. it tastes gross
3. why does is it black?
4. it smells as bad as it tastes
5. it is way too chewy 
6. it leaves me unable to taste anything else for hours afterward 
7. it literally tastes like fermented dog faces 
8. it's ridiculously over-priced for something so disgusting 
9. no amount of novelty shaped licorice will make it taste better
10. Emil Steilsson loves it 

or perhaps my list about the top 10 reasons to hate Emil Steilsson, who is the 10th reason for hating (blank) on all my lists 
1. his hair is a white shade of blonde that pretty much sparkles regardless of lighting
2. his eyes are violet, who the fuck has violet eyes 
3. he is taller than you think and it's not fair 
4. he has that dumb bird that follows him around everywhere and it's kinda endearing 
5. he pretends he doesn't really care when actually does
6. he refuses to call his older brother 'big brother' like it's some kind of disease
7. his unnatural love licorice, it's to point where he will stop functioning if he hasn't eaten licorice 
8. it's difficult to pay attention if he's in the room
9. he spoke to me once, he's surprisingly nice
10. he's Emil Steilsson, what other reason do i need for hating him