request are open

i have decided that i will be doing a valentine's ish request stuff where you can request a trope from a romance movie and i will mock for about two paragraphs for all of february and probably a little bit after because i'm the worst so rules are:
- i write crack fics not great storylines
- i have never written smut but i can try, no promises on quality
- i don't accept oc's primarily because i'm lazy  
- i do several AU's including, pottertalia and a range of soulmate AU's (if you want me to do an AU just ask and i'll see what i can do)
- all my fanfic do containing swearing(probably)
- also it should be noted that i will write yuri/yaoi 
- i can do male readers because woo why not
- if you have a specific kind of trait you would like reader to have please tell me 

and yeah that's pretty much all my rules, i can't think of any others right now but ye, also if you have like quieries and questions about your one-shot you can contact me at my tumblr i-didnt-just-trip.tumblr.com/ or my instagram instagram.com/i.didnt.just.tri…